Because not everybody reads Bleach for the endless battles and penis contests.

read chapters 1 - 86

87 - 90: Ichigo & Ikkaku fight, Ganjyu & Yamichika fight

read 91 - 109

110 - 113: Ichigo fights Kenpachi, fights his inner Hollow

read 114 - 121

122 - 126: Ishida fights Mayuri, who is a fucking creep. Ishida ends the fight by using ULTIMATE QUINCY TECHNIQUE which destroys his quincy power


read 127 - 140

141 - 143: Renji and Byakuya have a penis contest

read 144 - 156

157 - 159: Soi Fong and Yoruichi fight, turns out Yoruichi broke Soi Fong's heart in the past. Cute little subtextual lesbians go.

read 160

161 - 163: Ichigo and Byakuya have a penis contest

read 164

165 - 166: Byakuya & Ichigo continue their penis contest

read 167 - 207

208 - 211: Shinigami vs. Arrankar, swords & swordly exposition

read 212 - 215

216 - 221: Ichigo trains with the Vaizord

read 222 - 242

243 - 245: Heroes fight, villains drink tea

read 246 - 249

250 - 261: Everybody fights & powers up. Lots of super techniques are discovered/revealed. Woohoo people being badasses.

read 262

263 - 267: No, things are not as they seem, don't worry.

read 268 - 270

271 - 312: More fighting. Grimmjaw gets Orihime to heal Ichigo so he can beat him up himself. Nel is actually a hot chick with amnesia and Nnoitra is a creepy sexist bastard. Bunch of shinigami captains come to help save the day.

DO NOT READ 304 - 305. JUST. AVOID. FOREVER. IT'S DISGUSTING AND AWFUL AND I PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED.

read 313 - 318

319 - 346: endless fighting

read 347 - 350

350 - 363: More fighting

read 364 - 366

367 - 370: More fighting

read 371

372 - 379: More fighting

read 380 - 382

383 - 400: more fighting

read 401 - 403

404 - 406: More fighting

read 407 - 417

418 - 421: you say a single instant, Ichigo...

read 422 - 434