Each Sunday, post six sentences from a writing project -- published, submitted, in progress, for your cat -- whatever."A woman's office?" Her voice was an ominous whisper, but it quickly rose to a crescendo. "Is manhood truly such a delicate thing? I had thought it as hard and sturdy as a Bolivian cactus, but it seems you are as fragile as a snake lily. Shall you retire to the hothouse, and shall my gardner tend to you? Her hands are soft and sweet; she would do much good for you."
Much Ado About a Little Something, written for Yuletide 2012. I am stupidly proud of the penis joke.