With Such Words
if you aren't a hypocrite, your moral standards aren't high enough
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13th-Jan-2013 12:31 pm - Sunday Six
talibusorabat: Yes, it's amazing how far you can push a metaphor, isn't it... (TP: Push a metaphor)
Each Sunday, post six sentences from a writing project -- published, submitted, in progress, for your cat -- whatever.

"A woman's office?" Her voice was an ominous whisper, but it quickly rose to a crescendo. "Is manhood truly such a delicate thing? I had thought it as hard and sturdy as a Bolivian cactus, but it seems you are as fragile as a snake lily. Shall you retire to the hothouse, and shall my gardner tend to you? Her hands are soft and sweet; she would do much good for you."


Much Ado About a Little Something, written for Yuletide 2012. I am stupidly proud of the penis joke.
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